Ozzyboy land: Van Halen

Notice list( do not ignore this)

Gays and Lesbians(get it straight and now)
Anybody with the last name of Cyrus( Bille Ray- one hit wonder(more like idiot) Miley- if you think your so good like your nobodys fool (think again(your an idiot)))
Disney Channel( your just training people to deal with life but the truth is that rebels made this country what it is(even George Washoington was a rebel))
Evolution( hey how did the world begin( oh wait a second, evolution didnt think of a theroy for that yet unless you believe in God(like i Strongly do even though i really like ozzy's music) then you figure out the Freakin answere because the truth is that all of you belive in Freakin Satan so you can have your retarded therories but just remember that God created the Earth in the first place, remember that when you have to face through Judgement Day ))
Bears( Stephen Colbert belives this too (and by the way Stephen if you are on this blog then i said hi))
Drugs(cough drops arent included)
Chineese products(there trying to kill us all with lead paint)
people who beleive that the world will end in 2012 ( the bible said that Al Gore was going to be president in 2000 but he didnt win after all instead we got Bush)
Myspace and Facebook( people over 21, i mean you)
People who worship technology( sorry but god is not a Macintosh)
Massetchusets(trust me i have some very good reasons so)
Al Gore and anybody else that belives in global warming( its not our fault)
Emo Rock("Dont worry, be happy")
Pop Music(it may be popular but pop dosent have guitar solos, mashpits at concerts, Led Zeppelin, and theres not such thing as a "Hard Pop" cafe)
Hillary Clinton( take a break and make sure Bill isnt cheating on you again, besides Obamas gonna win)